Chris: first of all, i do not live in poverty
Michael: yeah, you do
Chris: how come i have a broadband connection to the internet, and digital cable with every premium channel you can get, andyoudon't. also, i have a ps2, an x-box, not to mention a home theater system in my room
Michael: because you stole it from your neighbors
Chris: how canyousteal a broadband connection and digital cable from somebody
Michael: Tap into their cable box
Chris: i don't know how to do that. i demandyouchange that part in my biography
Michael: I ain't changing nothin' Bitch!
Chris: how come i have all of this stuff and youdon't
Michael: My parents take me on vacation
Chris: so does my mom
Michael: That's why I go to Hawaii and you take your annual trek to Holiday World
Chris: never been there
Michael: whatever backwater piece of crap amusement park you go to then.
Chris: youare just exaggerating there, i don't live in poverty
Chris: i actually go to cedar point or kings island two of the best in the us
Michael: See above Regarding: Backwater Piece of crap amusement park
Chris: at least i am not vain
Michael: Bitch
Chris: those are the bestyoushould go there sometime,youmight like it
Michael: You can tell a lot about an amusement park by the hotels that are around it. When the nicest hotel within twenty miles is a Radisson, you know you're in trouble.
Chris: so, cedar point is state of the artyouhave never been there soyouwouldn't know what it is like
Michael: That's because it's in Ohio
Michael: There is evil there that does not sleep
Chris: it's not about whereyoustay, it is about how much funyouhave
Michael: no it really is
Chris: my god
Michael: So any other objections to your biography
Chris: no
Chris: i actually liked the end
Michael: Shut up and get back to work, bitch
