What Kind of Life Has It Been

Shoutout to Emma Davis who was sad. She was sad. She brought the sadness home with her and was just...sad.

Ode to the 2004 Nissan Pathfinder Armada
By Michael Christie
To the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"

Mine Eyes Have seen the glory of the Nissan Armada
It is trampling other SUVs in a brutal intifada
It is trampling on Excursion like a soggy enchilada
The chance of any other SUV is absolutely nada
This Truck is freaking Great

Armada, the car with the excessive leg room
Sends all other SUVs to their fire-y doom
Toyota and Ford swept away with a giant broom
Chevy and GMC look on with mournful gloom
For this is the year that Nissan will bloom
This Truck is freaking great

The car will unite us on our family journeys
So now we go without threating with attorneys
Now Timothy won’t have to ride on a gurney
This Truck is freaking great

I Love this truck as if you didn’t already know
Turn the key and this car will go and go and go
All other SUVs have been dealt a fatal blow
This Truck is freaking great

This car comes standard with DVD
Me and Tim will celebrate to a tolerable degree
You will love this car and that's a guarantee
You will want this car once you turn the ignition key
If I had one I would charge and admission fee
This Truck is freaking great