What Kind of Life Has It Been

Do you want to buy your way into my heart. Christmas is less than three weeks away and buying crap for me could swiftly and surely move you into the penthouse suite of my heart. And it's in a great location too! Just off the left ventricle!

List of Swag you can get me

- iPod for the 100 songs I know, and the 4,900 I may here next week
- Trips are always a good refreshing idea. Hotels (Radisson and Up) in Large Cities.
- Pens. Lots of them
- The West Wing Season Two, and a Region Two DVD Player
- Six Feet Under Season One on DVD
- The Full Set of Tubey Mini Buttons from Television Without Pity
- Gift Certificates to Smith and Wollensky would make my holidays pink, succelant and tender in the middle
- XBox, with halo. Playstation, with Grand Theft Auto. GameCube with The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Or All of the above
- iBook, new or used
- Industrail size box of 0.7mm pencil lead
- Mints from Marshall Fields
- Ikea Swag
- Napoleon's Penis
- The Head of Chris Linday for a trophy.
- A working laptop to take to California.

Okay? Good. Send them to you! Bring it on!

Quiz Time!
"You're a really dirty kitty!"
Is this a line from
A.) Will & Grace
B.) Friends
C.) Scrubs
D.) Gilmore Girls
E.) Theatre Arts Improv

Post answers in the comments, the winner will win a prize.