Previously on What Kind of Day Has It Been: Shaniqua was bitchy and rude, Michael was going to LA, Christmas was cancelled.
I'm desperately trying to bring back Christmas for tonight. I burned Dad a CD and Cleaned my room. Time will tell if this will satiate him, otherwise I'm screwed. In other news TWO DAYS TO LA!
MUSICAL INTERLUDE!
I'm going to my Grandma's house, To LAX to Grandma's house.
A Plane, I'll take a plane, we'll fly a plane,
then we'll switch planes, and take a plane.
To LAX, to Grandma's house.
To LAX, To LAX, To LAX
Back to the thing
Anyone remember Shaniqua from "A Thoroughly Unimportant Test"? She's back, skanky, bitchy, and rude. She has a particularly fugly hairstyle that combines cornrows, curly and straight hair. She's always bitching about "How I hate [that boy]" amd the sound of her voice is enough to make anyone go Lawrence Vale on her ass. (Yes, that will be my only "Once In A Lifetime" reference. Ever) Right Now, She's sitting back there, not reading ('cause she's illiterate) and just being a skanky ho.
Have I ever mentioned Megan "Dubey" Dubenetzky? She officially rocks the party. She's hot, has a great body, she's friendly and outgoing and she's smart. In short, homegirl rocks. I miss cooking with her...
I have a bracket hurting my mouth. And no wax. And now I'm bleeding! Oh no *faint*
Shaniqua: Michael? Michael? What Happened?
Michael: Shaniqua? What are you doing here you vapid whore?
Shaniqua: That's not a very nice thing to say to your
Fiancé!
Michael: *Gasp* *faint*
Tomorrow: "Point of Origin" Actual Resolution on Christmas. Really. Preparations, including packing. Also PS2 is in the hizziouse!
