Previously on What Kind of Day Has It Been: New Semester, Bitchy Librarian. 'Nuff Said.
I fell asleep in Art today. Sinclair came over and said "Just because you're holding a pencil and looking at the wall doesn't mean I don't know you're asleep." Moron. Why does he think I'm going to stay awake during his snoozefest of a class. Seriously, portrait drawing? What the hell?
Also: the librarian, you know, the doughy repressed lesbian librarian is a killjoy. And I'll be calling her that from now on. Actually I'm going to call her Killjoy the Elephant, just as an homage to the evil wife of Vaughn. And also to the fabulous Regina. Call me Regina! We'll do Lunch! I'm worried that Killjoy is onto me. So I printed two recaps at home last night just so I don't have to deal with her. Because she's a killjoy.
Killjoy the Elephant: This isn't making me look very good. You want to use the computers up front?
Michael: No. No I do not. Because you are a bitch and I'm not inclined to bend to your every whim, savvy?
Killjoy: That's insubordination! I'm going to have to write you up.
Michael: Hey! Isn't that someone playing a game?
Killjoy: Yeah! HEY! I can hear what you're doing! What are you doing? You want to use the computers up front?
Michael: Sucka...
Biology was entirely fishcakes today. DNA. RNA. Go Away!
